Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

noun, adjective or verb

2007-11-29 23:42:23 · 15 answers · asked by Pakm@n86 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:41:09 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get
him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same symptoms
he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the
doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too."
"Oh crap!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

2007-11-29 23:39:35 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

American President.....

2007-11-29 23:39:23 · 15 answers · asked by Brown guy 2 in Polls & Surveys

rihanna
or
christina millian?

2007-11-29 23:39:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:37:54 · 5 answers · asked by Prunella Prunella 6 in Other - Entertainment

One day, a teacher in a high school class was administering a test,
and she noticed that four pupils were missing.
The first one came in.
"Why are you so late?" the teacher said to him.
"Sorry, miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."
She told him to go sit down.
Then the second pupil came in.
"Why are you so late?" she said to him.
"Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."
She told him to go sit down.
Then the third one came in.
"Why are you so late?" she said to him.
"Sorry miss," he said. "I've been up Penny Lane."
She told him to go sit down.
Finally, the fourth pupil, a girl, came in.
"I suppose you've been up Penny Lane, too, then?"
"No, miss," she said to the teacher. "I am Penny Lane"

2007-11-29 23:37:39 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 23:37:24 · 22 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not sexist,Male&Female are welcome to join.

2007-11-29 23:36:42 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll start....I lost the draw string out of my flannel pants and cannot keep them up now....
Peace.

2007-11-29 23:36:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked
out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said,
"Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I
can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when
he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the
Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the
coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor
asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up
and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love
on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

2007-11-29 23:36:00 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

FIRST PERSON TO GET IT GETS 10 POINTS

2007-11-29 23:35:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine - John Lennon Just like starting over..... my mum loved it and played it constantly. When I hear it now I am transported back to that time! Very comforting

2007-11-29 23:33:50 · 33 answers · asked by nickywireobsessive 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm usually on after 1am. What about you? Same time each day?

2007-11-29 23:33:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Could you please play this quick game?

Can you control your mouse well?

http://fun.drno.de/flash/games/lab.swf

2007-11-29 23:32:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:32:48 · 13 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:32:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:32:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What if they insist?

2007-11-29 23:28:53 · 40 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Judging from the 2 cups of coffee I just drank, sleeping tonight is a mystery

2007-11-29 23:27:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:27:38 · 41 answers · asked by April 5 in Polls & Surveys

Or are you happy person

2007-11-29 23:27:26 · 34 answers · asked by Pakm@n86 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:26:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

....Concrete?....

2007-11-29 23:25:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out.

The ant asked, "What do I get in return?" The elephant replied, "If you get it out, I'll have sex with you."

So the ant gets busy taking the thorn out. When he finally gets it out he looks up at the elephant and says "OK it's out, are you ready?".

The elephant thinks, "Hey, what's a little ant gonna do anyways?" The ant climbs up and starts to work away. Just then a monkey overhead drops a coconut on the elephant's head.

"Ouch" screams the elephant, and the ant responds, "Yeah take it all *****."

2007-11-29 23:25:16 · 7 answers · asked by Denz 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 23:24:29 · 24 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

what part of your body do you like to have kissed?

2007-11-29 23:21:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:20:53 · 15 answers · asked by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:20:28 · 19 answers · asked by Lioness 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 23:20:27 · 22 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Polls & Surveys