"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient told his urologist on the
phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid."
"Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get
him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same symptoms
he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the
doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too."
"Oh crap!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"
2007-11-29 23:39:35 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute joke !! Thanks for the chuckle !! Have a star!!
2007-11-29 23:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by Ruth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab I have stolen this one and sent to all in my email box cheers got the giggle
2007-11-29 23:46:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hoo boy, Star of course.
2007-11-29 23:50:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe its a family affair, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-30 00:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha unexpected and quite childish but still funny
2007-11-29 23:42:24 · answer #5 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!
I liked it. It made me laugh.
2007-11-29 23:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Trophux 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! LMAO, this one was hillarious!
2007-11-30 04:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by Becks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
star award
2007-11-30 02:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one makes my day! lol.
2007-11-30 12:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-11-29 23:42:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2007-11-30 01:44:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋