Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

2007-11-29 20:06:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

The English and Scots were hard at it - battle I mean and each army had chosen one of two hills above a glen which they would fight in in the morning.

On their respective hills they prepared for the morning battle, but when morning came there was a fog so thick, they could barely see their own comrades on the hill than endeavour to find their enemies in the even thicker fog down below.

The English general was mulling the situation when he hears a Scottish voice coming up from the glen

"Wan Scotsman can beat two Englishmen" the voice said menacingly. The general despatched two of his top lads down into the fog. They never returned.

A few minutes later, the voice came again, "Wan Scotsman can beat ten Englishmen" The general despatched ten of his top lads down into the fog. They too never returned.

A few minutes later again, the voice came menacingly, "Wan Scotsman can beat FIFTY Englishmen" The general, much irritated despatched fifty more of his top troops down into the fog. They never returned either.

Just as before, the voice came even more menacingly, "Wan Scotsman can beat ONE HUNDRED Englishmen" The general, beside himself with rage, ordered 100 troops down into the fog. Despairingly, they never returned either.

Except one, who came crawling up the hill, bloodied and near to expiry

"It's a trick sir, a trick....



there's TWO of them!"

2007-11-29 20:04:11 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Oprah Winfrey or Ellen Degeneres? And why?

2007-11-29 20:03:50 · 17 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Polls & Surveys

Actually... To Be Honest I Don't Really Have An Ego. But Well, Jesse Told Me To Do This Again, So I'm Going To.
Rate Me,
Tell Me Straight,
Whatever.
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or

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Feel Free To Be As Harsh As You Want.

2007-11-29 20:02:13 · 7 answers · asked by Bambi 2 in Polls & Surveys

I once watched this cartoon...i have no idea what it was called, it was about 4 or 5 Dinosaurs, they were all different colors and each one had different strengths. One used strong feet and the other had a strong tail the other one teeth. i don't know what its called!

Help!

2007-11-29 20:01:39 · 11 answers · asked by Eskimo Lee 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-11-29 20:00:31 · 12 answers · asked by You were adopted 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:59:28 · 15 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:59:08 · 32 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071128/ap_on_sc/venus_lightning

seems like its pay back time for venusians

2007-11-29 19:58:14 · 3 answers · asked by Inside your Head 3 in Horoscopes

I'd say the most overrated album of this decade is Hybrid Theory by Linkin Park... I'm not saying that it's not a good album, but it's too overrated I think... It went DIAMOND!!!

2007-11-29 19:56:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

2007-11-29 19:56:08 · 39 answers · asked by AngelExterminador 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:54:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a flip person myself.

2007-11-29 19:54:25 · 15 answers · asked by nikaaaay 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:54:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

use it in a sentence.

2007-11-29 19:49:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:48:25 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Well for me i sometimes get Turkey & Ham, At other times i get Meatballs, What about you guys?

2007-11-29 19:48:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:45:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tttype lllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiii lllike I rrerealllly tttalk? Ppp pp please dddon't mmmaakke fun of mmme

2007-11-29 19:44:12 · 17 answers · asked by Honey B aka miss momma 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:43:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I LOVE this show, even though it's been over for so long ;)

2007-11-29 19:43:09 · 13 answers · asked by Alex 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:41:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

While shaving, my wife likes to come up from behind and grope me then she starts to pick at any zits or ingrown hairs that I may have on my back and neck. I’ve noticed this with other girlfriends too. My buddies tell me the same thing with their wives and girlfriends. It reminds me of monkeys picking nits out of each other hair. Is this strange or some sort of deep-rooted primal socializing skill?

I have to admit I don’t mind it…it’s kind of therapeutic and anytime I can have my wife touch me is always welcomed.

Did I gross you out yet?
lol

2007-11-29 19:41:28 · 33 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

when i was a kid my mother would turn on old black and whtie movies and see some old famous actor that died before i was born..and she would go on and on about how great he was blah blah blah...but i was thinking i am 25 now and i look at all the actors that i grew up watching and i wonder how i will feel when they start to pass....what will the world be like with out Sean Connery?

2007-11-29 19:40:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

ok,so i have this really close friend(ITS A GUY) and we usually ask each other,personal questions like-what wud it be like if u were my gf?(< not the gross type.

sooo...what questions would you ask?

2007-11-29 19:40:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It has to do with a toilet.

2007-11-29 19:40:10 · 12 answers · asked by Honey B aka miss momma 2 in Polls & Surveys

It is the evening of the day,
I sit and watch the children play.
Smiling faces I can see, but not for me.
I sit and watch as tears go by.

My riches can't buy everything,
I want to hear the children sing.
All I hear is the sound,
of rain falling on the ground.
I sit and watch as tears go by.

It is the evening of the day.
I sit and watch the children play.
Doing things I used to do, they think are new.
I sit and watch as tears go by.

2007-11-29 19:38:26 · 5 answers · asked by St. Dave 5 in Polls & Surveys

A Labour MP of some high standing eventually comes to the end of his earthly career and stands at the pearly gates.

"Hmm," says St Peter, "I'm afraid it's not so clear cut with you high and mighty types, seeing as you had such a good innings. You need to tell us where you want to go"

"Here" says the astonished politician,"here of course"

"Sorry, rules are rules," says St Peter," you need to go to hell first, then come up here for a while and decide for yourself."

So into the lift he goes and it goes all the way down to hell. The doors open and he is rather surprised. He is in the middle of a perfect golf course, and he wanders over to the club house. All his friends are there chatting to Old Nick. All look devastatingly attractive, youthful, as they should have been were it not for the vicissitudes of bad genes, poor health, bad diet or age. All around was luxury and plenty, all were dressed in the most sparkling and becoming of evening wear. Drinks were poured and the evening wore on, but no one wore out. The heady high remained so, no anger, no bad feeling and he left the party in the dazzling company of someone he had always lusted after in life. In the morning he felt refreshed and ready to go. He played golf - and won, he went to the races, and won and just as the glitterati were assembling for another party, he was suddenly summoned upstairs.

Up he went into the lift and ascended to heaven.

"Now you must spend a day here" said St Peter to the politician.

It was all in all very pleasant, Everything was bright and clean and peaceful, filled with delightful young people who played harps, sang praises and did the most wonderful chants. Rivers were of the most wonderful water, and little birds and animals delighted the eye.

When the day was done, St Peter asked him to make his decision - heaven, or, the other place.

"Well, no offence St Peter, this is all very nice and stuff, but, I did prefer, much to my astonishment, the other place."

"Very well" St Peter said gravely, "but remember, there is no coming back."

Bursting with excitement our front bencher went into the lift and descended joyfully to hellish eternity.

When the doors opened, he got the shock of his life. Where there was a golf course was now a barren land, the club house a smoking ruin, and his friends were all ugly, old, mis-shaped and in rags and they spent their time picking vile rubbish from the ruins of the landscape.

"But, but, but..."

The Devil sidled up to him

"Welcome to hell!"

"But it was so different yesterday!" the politician protested

"Oh yes, but you see" the Devil explained, "yesterday we were campaigning - today, you voted!"

2007-11-29 19:37:59 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Fast food?
Restraunt?
Grocery Store?

Who hires 14 year olds?

2007-11-29 19:37:58 · 10 answers · asked by abandoned 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 19:36:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys