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The English and Scots were hard at it - battle I mean and each army had chosen one of two hills above a glen which they would fight in in the morning.

On their respective hills they prepared for the morning battle, but when morning came there was a fog so thick, they could barely see their own comrades on the hill than endeavour to find their enemies in the even thicker fog down below.

The English general was mulling the situation when he hears a Scottish voice coming up from the glen

"Wan Scotsman can beat two Englishmen" the voice said menacingly. The general despatched two of his top lads down into the fog. They never returned.

A few minutes later, the voice came again, "Wan Scotsman can beat ten Englishmen" The general despatched ten of his top lads down into the fog. They too never returned.

A few minutes later again, the voice came menacingly, "Wan Scotsman can beat FIFTY Englishmen" The general, much irritated despatched fifty more of his top troops down into the fog. They never returned either.

Just as before, the voice came even more menacingly, "Wan Scotsman can beat ONE HUNDRED Englishmen" The general, beside himself with rage, ordered 100 troops down into the fog. Despairingly, they never returned either.

Except one, who came crawling up the hill, bloodied and near to expiry

"It's a trick sir, a trick....



there's TWO of them!"

2007-11-29 20:04:11 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

It's a good one thanks

2007-11-30 02:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0 0

funny

6/10

2007-11-29 20:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ah, very funny , indeed. A star 4 u

2007-11-29 22:31:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

not bad 5/10

2007-11-29 20:06:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did you hear about the Scotsman who thought that he could beat an Englishman? No? Nobody else has either?

2007-11-29 20:24:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

yeah, great. who's been the daddy for 100s of years though?

lmao

2007-11-29 20:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard before!!
was ok 7/10

2007-11-29 20:15:08 · answer #7 · answered by pearly 2 · 0 0

excellent hun, pmsl

star time

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2007-11-30 01:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0 0

ha ha

2007-11-29 21:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Very funny, you are good at these.

2007-11-29 20:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 0 0

hahahaha

2007-11-30 01:41:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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