Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

She's so funny! You should watch Ellen taking voice lessons. I watch videos everyday!

2007-11-29 21:01:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Talk Shows

I need to know what character from a tv show or cartoon has a really huge head with a chain-like object holding the head in its place so it doesnt fall.
I know I have seen it on tv once, but can't seem to recall where. I know it isnt really of any importance, but it's been plaguing my mind. THANK YOU!

2007-11-29 21:01:46 · 1 answers · asked by lol 2 in Comics & Animation

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an ease entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head and nod for him to go on. He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

2007-11-29 20:57:28 · 14 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

when its all silent and some one near by eats and makes noise (chewing noise). huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.................... i just cant tolerate it! does that annoy you too?

what else annoys you?

2007-11-29 20:56:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm using a laptop

2007-11-29 20:56:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:55:38 · 5 answers · asked by *®őҜαiα* 3 in Polls & Surveys

A kiss that lasts forever and gives you the greatest feeling ever or no kiss but long life?

2007-11-29 20:53:37 · 19 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

Besides me of course lol.

2007-11-29 20:52:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You load sixteen tons and what do you get another day older and deeper in debt. good song and I know what the lyrics mean, but do you think there was a hidden meaning to them?

2007-11-29 20:51:57 · 6 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

Bill: "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!"

GW: "Well, why not?"

2007-11-29 20:48:01 · 2 answers · asked by zgraf 4 in Jokes & Riddles

This grumpy middle aged woman has once again stepped out of the wrong side of the bed. When i read answers to other peoples questions or indeed my own and find that some smartie pants is telling you that your spelling or grammar are incorrect i want to see them face to face and tell them how clever they are . Usually errors are unintentional. I would not dream of correcting someone and that is not out of lack of confidence . I think it is courtesy. Amen Corner xx

2007-11-29 20:47:21 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i would like to be buried with a land phone just incase i wake up i know its a bit stranges

2007-11-29 20:47:16 · 33 answers · asked by not me 6 in Polls & Surveys

...your parrot tell me about you?

2007-11-29 20:47:01 · 25 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Polls & Surveys

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." he heard a loud whisper: "F-ck the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh!t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh sh!t, we're f-cked."

Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001"

2007-11-29 20:46:03 · 10 answers · asked by Peace =) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 20:43:58 · 22 answers · asked by Kaitlyn 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:42:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont want to go because i'm not in the mood...

2007-11-29 20:42:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:41:58 · 13 answers · asked by You were adopted 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:41:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yes or No? Well?

2007-11-29 20:40:21 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:40:01 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am making an animation for my school work, I am doing a GCSE in animation. Need background music.

2007-11-29 20:38:06 · 3 answers · asked by chris b 2 in Movies

2007-11-29 20:37:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:37:05 · 6 answers · asked by lookinthesun 1 in Polls & Surveys

any help will be greatly appreciated

thank you

2007-11-29 20:36:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2007-11-29 20:36:07 · 55 answers · asked by misskitti7® 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:36:04 · 13 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

Was it a good dream or a nightmare?? lol

2007-11-29 20:34:43 · 20 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone else read that in the news?
I think this is a reason to give us night shift workers a raise.
Who is with me????

2007-11-29 20:34:26 · 14 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

correct me if im rong but the last episoed is when the found frank and took him back to jail and joy gave birth (3-10) why isint there a new episoed allredy its been 2 weeks?

2007-11-29 20:32:10 · 6 answers · asked by yuda buda b 3 in Comedy