Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

In a Public toilet I had barely sat down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's toilet but I don't know what got into me, so i answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doing just fine!"

And the other guy says: "So what are you up to?"

At this point, I'm thinking this is bizzare so i say "Uhhh, like you, just doing what you gotta do

At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. " Can I come over? "

This question was just to weird for me but I thought I would just be polite and end the conversation. So I tell him, " No..... I'm a little busy right now!!! "

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

" Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall answering all my questions!!!"

2007-12-01 23:59:28 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Chap says to his wife that her bum is as big as a 3 burner barbeque! Later in the sack, he says do you fancy a xxxx, to which she replies that there's no point in lighting the bbq, for half a sausage!

2007-12-01 23:58:56 · 11 answers · asked by Manhattan Skyline 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 23:58:33 · 19 answers · asked by istanbul bogazi in the Queendom 4 in Polls & Surveys

And who's the ugly sister?

2007-12-01 23:58:29 · 24 answers · asked by raspberry_to_you 1 in Celebrities

*If So,...When, And How, Do You Think It Will Happen ?
*Will There Be Anything Left, Alive Or Otherwise?

2007-12-01 23:55:48 · 24 answers · asked by >< SHeDeViL >< 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:55:48 · 44 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:55:05 · 45 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I obviously never hear it but I imagine it to be annoying and high pitched.

2007-12-01 23:54:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:54:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The best Christmas dinner I never had was one year when my mother hosted the family - about 25, in all, counting ankle-biters and rug rats - for dinner. So many people, rented a tent for the back yard and had the "affair" catered.

As usual, when most of the 6 sons in the family are together, "The Beast" had been born and was already working its phsycic horror on the gathering. Ron started it, asking if youngest brother "Joe-wee-wee" still wet his bed. Then Sis made the unfortunate, if somewhat also undiplomatic, observation that the mashed potatoes were too lumpy.

Well, Mom couldn't have her kids taking the center stage. So she filled her spoon with those lumpy 'taters and catapulted them at Sis. An hour later after everyone was hosed off, they went down to Denny's to eat.

Got any good yarns about YOUR Mom and holiday food fights?

2007-12-01 23:54:01 · 2 answers · asked by Der Lange 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:51:57 · 16 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

how did they make like scay and stuff ?? am only 9 years and i got a essay on the others annoying or wat help plzz

2007-12-01 23:48:59 · 5 answers · asked by freetheberry 1 in Movies

Do you save things that serve no functional purpose, but to enhance a memory?

2007-12-01 23:47:05 · 24 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

i was told i am not allowed to say 'ho ho ho merry christmas'
because it is a insult to women

i am outraged
that is my favourite line as well

2007-12-01 23:45:45 · 32 answers · asked by Father Christmas 1 in Polls & Surveys

well...can i?

2007-12-01 23:44:48 · 23 answers · asked by toonlink 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:44:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:43:08 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

he looks weird lately

2007-12-01 23:41:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Are you Here? There? or Everywhere??? lol

2007-12-01 23:41:41 · 42 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

cos hewas kneading a poo

2007-12-01 23:41:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 23:39:58 · 46 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

my sparring partner is in hospital . who wants or could reccomend a replacement. ( thats boxing you lot)

2007-12-01 23:38:32 · 17 answers · asked by shergal farkey 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:38:21 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 23:38:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

...closet straight guy to lunch? He's medium height and bought a new tee-shirt a few weeks ago. He binks incessantly whilst eating oatmeal as well.

2007-12-01 23:37:55 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I get too many violationa and for no reason I think is time for me to go

2007-12-01 23:37:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

let's party!

2007-12-01 23:36:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if anything at all

2007-12-01 23:36:00 · 24 answers · asked by mojo569 4 in Polls & Surveys

Leave your emails please and add me up...amfc@yahoo.com

Thanks!!

2007-12-01 23:32:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think I would like a starry or glittery wing of a butterfly... ^_^

Kindly ignore me if this is a silly question... Thank you and enjoy answering...

2007-12-01 23:32:17 · 25 answers · asked by FloralLover 6 in Polls & Surveys