Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

2007-12-01 19:43:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just seen it on you tube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuzAND5I58A

2007-12-01 19:42:50 · 8 answers · asked by dreams 6 in Reality Television

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in his direction.

The poodle thinks, "Oh, oh!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close! That poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back so you can watch me chew that poodle to bits!"

Now, the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and waits until they get just close enough to hear.

"Where's that damn monkey?" the poodle says, "I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!"

2007-12-01 19:42:43 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 19:41:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:40:28 · 11 answers · asked by tassiequartz 6 in Polls & Surveys

I seriously do. It bothers me so much.. If you do, what would you do to make them stop paying attention and just get off?

2007-12-01 19:39:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Your body is like a temple!...you should take good care of it! and you should keep it healthy, do you agree? :)?



~have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-12-01 19:38:27 · 31 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:38:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:35:28 · 7 answers · asked by A Saucerful of Secrets 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:33:57 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

that was purchased by someone else for you, do you think you'd be obliged to give them half of the winnings??

Its a tough one, i think it depends on who it was that purchased it for me - like if it was work or something, they can get stuffed, but if it was family, then i would give them some

2007-12-01 19:30:39 · 11 answers · asked by kjay 6 in Polls & Surveys

A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
Perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I
wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered
me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird ..."

"Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
asked,
I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't
see it because of my feathers."

"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't
you?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, and philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really
ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."

The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."

"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20.
Just make the guy an offer!"

The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.

Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted.

One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if
I
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the man.

"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at
the
door in a sheer black nightie."

"WHAT???" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?"

"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie
and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.

"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"

"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees
and began to kiss her all over...."

Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!"

2007-12-01 19:28:56 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Well...? Are you?

2007-12-01 19:27:57 · 54 answers · asked by somewhat insane ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

some of the lyrics are
met a man from brazil, he was ---- and full of muscle?
then there's: she said you'd better run and take cover,
there was something about bankok as well....
the singer had a jamaican accent and the tune is quite catchy.
Anyone know?

2007-12-01 19:27:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

My Grandfather and his brothers fought for AUSTRALIA in the first world war ..my dad in the second , now at age 58 having lived my life in the country, and brought up on the basic traditions its now against the law, apparently / alledgedly, to have A CHRISTMAS PARTY...new name "end of year party", so to avoid offending NEW AUSTRALIANS who come to live here, but don't believe in our customs. How do I understand this?. To me its a bit like last in line being served first, its that backward !

2007-12-01 19:24:08 · 17 answers · asked by deedubya 5 in Polls & Surveys

1) Do you wear socks to bed?
I don't.

2) Do you flip your pillow over to cooler side?
I do.

3) Do you brush your teeth before or after you eat breakfast?
I brush my teeth before.

4) Who shares a bed with you?
My fiance.

2007-12-01 19:21:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the 1989 film "My 20th Century" some very beautiful and enchanting music was used towards the beginning and the end. It is a section from an early Guiseppe Verdi opera that employs chorus and orchestra. I have searched extensively on the net and even asked an opera expert, but have not been able to identify what opera this music came from.

2007-12-01 19:18:42 · 2 answers · asked by Fred W 3 in Classical

ok. so i'm listening to Coast to Coast AM. it's a really messed-up but entertaining show. so their latest conversation topic: designing robots for sex, and designing robots for breast feeding. what the heck? apparently they think the breast-feeding robot will allow children to become more socialable and more stable. really? i think thats completely idiotic and wrong.
what do you think?

2007-12-01 19:16:35 · 16 answers · asked by A Saucerful of Secrets 2 in Polls & Surveys

Gosh it sucks that today is her birthday (dec 2), because today is my birthday! I am actually happy that I have another year of living. May I have a star for my present? thanks.
Gosh I am getting old.

2007-12-01 19:14:29 · 30 answers · asked by mari 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:14:29 · 32 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was just wonderin' because it's never happened to me...

2007-12-01 19:12:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just wondering.

2007-12-01 19:11:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am very serious.

2007-12-01 19:09:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

To be there in my time of need?

2007-12-01 19:07:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know what song I'm talking about.

2007-12-01 19:06:21 · 4 answers · asked by Former MLB star Mark Lemke 2 in Lyrics

All I need is you?

2007-12-01 19:06:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Will I outlive the telepathic disease I have (where people receive my thoughts, and I can't hear others')? Meaning, will I be cured of it and live beyond it?

2. How much do you lie while on Yahoo Answers?

2007-12-01 19:05:07 · 10 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:04:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:04:16 · 3 answers · asked by - - 5 in Polls & Surveys

Would you be offended if someone called a woman a "broad"?

2007-12-01 19:03:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys