A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little
Perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly, I
wonder what happened to this parrot?"
The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."
"Holy crap," the guy replies. "You actually understood and answered
me!"
"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly
intelligent, thoroughly educated bird ..."
"Oh yeah?" the man asks, "Then answer this -- how do you hang onto your
perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but since you
asked,
I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar like a little hook. You can't
see it because of my feathers."
"Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand and speak English can't
you?"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic: politics, religion, sports,
physics, and philosophy. I'm especially good at ornithology. You really
ought to buy me. I'd be a great companion."
The man looks at the $200.00 price tag. "Sorry, but I just can't afford
that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me 'cause I don't have any feet. You can probably get me for $20.
Just make the guy an offer!"
The man offers $20 and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of humor,
he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he
sympathizes, and he's insightful. The man is delighted.
One day the man comes home from work and the parrot goes,
"Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if
I
should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the man.
"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at
the
door in a sheer black nightie."
"WHAT???" the guy says incredulously. "THEN what happened?"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie
and began petting her all over," reported the parrot.
"NO!" he exclaims. "And she let him?"
"Yes. Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees
and began to kiss her all over...."
Then the frantic man screams, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Damned if I know. I got an erection and fell off my perch!"
2007-12-01 19:28:56 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fantastic!
2007-12-01 19:31:37 · answer #1 · answered by Freakin 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yoko Kurama, Cockatiels! They are usually twelve inches from beak to tail, and they are wonderful! I have two, and they love human companionship. They will climb up the furniture (mostly the couch) and come and sit on our shoulders and pick at our hair. They are also extremely funny! They try to hold things with their feet, and they look like they are waving, and they walk like ladies! When they want to reach something high, they stand on tip toes, and it is so funny! They are also the most beautiful birds I have ever seen, and mind you that I foster care for many different species of birds. They come in very pretty colors/mutations, and when their crest (mohawk) is standing on end they look very elegant. They also look very pretty when they are talking or whistling. As you know, I am expecting some babies soon, and when I get a camera I would love to show you mine and the babies or my other birds. P.S- I don't think he is mad at you anymore. And why are you saying sorry to me? I'm not mad at you or anything.
2016-04-07 03:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie goldie but very good...now we never know what happened!!! damn !
2007-12-02 02:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the funniest one today very good star4u
2007-12-01 22:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! Loved it! lol.
2007-12-02 04:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 01:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goldie!
2007-12-01 19:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by jockman432004 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that is a nice one.
2007-12-01 20:44:42 · answer #9 · answered by ice 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's funny and good to read
2007-12-01 21:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋