Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

I know mine are, what about yours?

2007-12-01 20:16:14 · 15 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 20:14:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 20:14:39 · 12 answers · asked by Lisa B 4 in Polls & Surveys

I would eat Bacon, or many other things if they looked tasty.

2007-12-01 20:13:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.

They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.

The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.

He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"

2007-12-01 20:10:41 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 20:09:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Also, between President Clinton and President Kennedy, who do the think is the sexiest? And, do you think Marilyn Monroe would have "liked" President Clinton the same way she "liked" President Kennedy?

2007-12-01 20:08:19 · 5 answers · asked by Gottaloveher 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 20:07:28 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 20:06:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from."

Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting that all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."

"Why?" one asked.

Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd".

2007-12-01 20:05:50 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

1. cotton balls
2. toothpick
3. lead pencil
4. battery charger
5. filet knife
6. plastic wrap
oh,thanks->=)

2007-12-01 20:04:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on; Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

2007-12-01 20:04:28 · 13 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world does.

Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"

"Really, would you mind telling us why that is Johnny?," replies the teacher.

"Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went "fffff! fffff! fffff!", and before he could say "F*ck!", the dog ate him!"

2007-12-01 20:03:18 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 20:02:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 20:01:54 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like this;
if i get scared will you hold me tight? if i make a mistake will you make it right? if i build a fire, will you watch over the flame?, if i say i miss you will you feel the same?

star if you like:)

2007-12-01 19:59:33 · 31 answers · asked by simplycomplex 5 in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Do any of you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Little Johnny replies, "Because George was the one holding the axe?

2007-12-01 19:59:31 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 19:58:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:58:12 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6lo0hl5&s=1

2007-12-01 19:56:19 · 1 answers · asked by Olive. 3 in Polls & Surveys

ill take chicken

2007-12-01 19:52:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:49:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p*ss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I f*cking didn't"

2007-12-01 19:49:43 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 19:49:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:48:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 19:47:19 · 17 answers · asked by ChildOfGod_1982 2 in Polls & Surveys

How many of you all have heard of the "bullet", one of my firends keep begging me to get one and try it.....Is it all she says?

2007-12-01 19:46:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the bird cost.
The owner said it was $50.

Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn't more expensive, she agreed to buy it.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whorehouse and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird. She told the owner that she still wanted the bird. The pet shop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad,"

A couple hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation.

A couple of hours later, the woman's husband, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores... ...same old faces. Hi Ray."

2007-12-01 19:46:01 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

whats the difference anyway

2007-12-01 19:44:18 · 21 answers · asked by - - 5 in Polls & Surveys

i only remember the part of the lyrics ive mentioned above.
thank you very much for your time.

2007-12-01 19:44:07 · 3 answers · asked by sasas a 2 in Lyrics