Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world does.
Johnny raises his hand and says. "You're wrong, Miss Finch!"
"Really, would you mind telling us why that is Johnny?," replies the teacher.
"Well, Miss Finch, the other day I was playing with my cat on the porch. The neighbors' Rottweiler came around the corner, and my cat went "fffff! fffff! fffff!", and before he could say "F*ck!", the dog ate him!"
2007-12-01 20:03:18 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! ha! ha! nice one...
2007-12-01 20:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Made me smile
2007-12-01 20:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2007-12-02 00:46:12 · answer #4 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-12-01 21:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny jokes are always good. hahaha
2007-12-01 22:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehe ffffffffff fffffff fffffff funny !
2007-12-02 03:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 01:13:55 · answer #8 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 00:19:42 · answer #9 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah
2007-12-01 21:51:26 · answer #10 · answered by matt limuel o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny indeed
2007-12-02 01:14:55 · answer #11 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋