A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to p*ss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.
OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I f*cking didn't"
2007-12-01 19:49:43 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are on a roll today babe
champ
very funny
star4u
2007-12-01 21:02:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely original. A star for you.
2007-12-02 00:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Halloween might be long gone but I still enjoyed the joke. hahaha
2007-12-01 22:36:04 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahah! lol. This is funny! I'll give you a star.
2007-12-01 20:27:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good jokes, glad I found ya! lol.
2007-12-02 04:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-12-01 21:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that the joke it's funny and nice
2007-12-01 21:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
i love your jokes, i look forward to reading them everyday
2007-12-01 19:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Lili 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol,hilarious,10/10.
2007-12-02 03:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋