Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

our trees up, ive started wrapping chrismas presents and ive got christmas songs goin in the background.. and im not quite christmassy yet blah

2007-12-01 22:51:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:50:34 · 28 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

Polls and surveys. Posh spice should be called snotty spice. Sporty spice isnt sporty now more what should she be called? Ginger spice is thinner again what should she be called? Baby spice isnt baby anymore she grown up know what about blond spice? And scary spice isnt scary what should she be called?

2007-12-01 22:50:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:49:53 · 7 answers · asked by fg 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:48:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport then could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain His financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big time.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked?

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a bl@w job on the way?"

"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "ok" and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver in line.

2007-12-01 22:48:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

we got 5 numbers correct on the lottery last night,but there was 36 million euros in the jackpot

2007-12-01 22:47:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his
father. He opens his dad's bedroom door and finds his mom and dad
humping away on the bed! "Dad!" says Johnny, "What are you doing!"
Johhny's father stops humping for a second and says "Well, Johnny, I'm
playing poker...and your mother's the wild card". "Oh,"says Johnny and he leaves the room.

Still in need of an answer to his question, Little Johnny set out to
look for his big brother, Ernie. He opens his brother's bedroom door and finds Ernie and his girlfriend Thelma humping away! "Ernie!" cried Johnny, "What are you doing!". Ernie stops humping for a second and says, "Well...I'm playing poker, Johnny... and Thelma is the wildcard. "Oh", says Johnny and he leaves the room.

Later, Johnny's dad approached Johnny's room to call him to dinner. He
opens Johnny's bedroom door and finds Johnny wacking off like it was
going out of style! "Johnny!" his father said, "I see you're playing
poker, but where's your wildcard?"

Johnny replies, "With a hand like this, who needs a wildcard!"

2007-12-01 22:45:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

To your child?
If (he/she/) ask this: How does SANTA get down the Chimney when we don't have a Fireplace. HOW DOES HE GET IN?

2007-12-01 22:43:17 · 22 answers · asked by tim b 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-12-01 22:42:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Perfume, cologne, flowers, gasoline, chocolate cake? Mine is the perfume Juicy Couture

2007-12-01 22:40:12 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:36:14 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm on my third page of my 5 page paper, only 2 more pages to go.

But I another 4 page due this Thursday along with a test I need to prepare for on Thursday.

And a shout 2 page due Thursday too.

So I have a lot of work this sunday. How about you?

2007-12-01 22:36:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do I burn music unto a cd?, please explain.

2007-12-01 22:35:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anna 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:34:42 · 16 answers · asked by SeRiOuSly !!! NoT InTeReStEd 1 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious...if people want to be my friend even not in real.Thanks

2007-12-01 22:34:14 · 19 answers · asked by sweetie29 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:32:19 · 30 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

what would you think/do if you had been sleeping with a guy for 2 months and he suddenly comes out and said something like... oh this cant happen anymore, im getting married in a month.....? ( you had no idea he had a fiancee)

2007-12-01 22:31:11 · 22 answers · asked by Dylangirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

it's called trimenagin!

2007-12-01 22:30:13 · 1 answers · asked by lost_sole_28 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.

You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh!t”.

6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

Any thoughts

2007-12-01 22:30:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

to travel through space, then why do they abduct the dumbest people on earth ??
Have you ever listen to these people???

2007-12-01 22:29:39 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:28:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:28:33 · 20 answers · asked by SeRiOuSly !!! NoT InTeReStEd 1 in Polls & Surveys

It's been a while. Let me see if I can remember how!

Hello Yahooligans....... nice to be back. :)

2007-12-01 22:28:24 · 21 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

has as much chance of lasting the distance as one which hasn't?

2007-12-01 22:26:04 · 17 answers · asked by Dylangirl 6 in Polls & Surveys

how many of them are just following the crowd?

2007-12-01 22:26:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just did before I posted this. Less than 30 seconds ago!

*LOL*

2007-12-01 22:24:38 · 16 answers · asked by agieagieagie22 4 in Polls & Surveys

for someone in Y!A to get 100% Best Answer???

I just had my answer in my mind..

But if u guys can answer it same as mine, it's good enough to

get 10 pts!

have a nice day..

i just waste my 5 points ... i love it!

2007-12-01 22:23:05 · 20 answers · asked by Nasren7585 5 in Polls & Surveys

a Cold...?


(atchooo!)

2007-12-01 22:22:19 · 30 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:20:09 · 13 answers · asked by Warrior 5 in Polls & Surveys