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Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his
father. He opens his dad's bedroom door and finds his mom and dad
humping away on the bed! "Dad!" says Johnny, "What are you doing!"
Johhny's father stops humping for a second and says "Well, Johnny, I'm
playing poker...and your mother's the wild card". "Oh,"says Johnny and he leaves the room.

Still in need of an answer to his question, Little Johnny set out to
look for his big brother, Ernie. He opens his brother's bedroom door and finds Ernie and his girlfriend Thelma humping away! "Ernie!" cried Johnny, "What are you doing!". Ernie stops humping for a second and says, "Well...I'm playing poker, Johnny... and Thelma is the wildcard. "Oh", says Johnny and he leaves the room.

Later, Johnny's dad approached Johnny's room to call him to dinner. He
opens Johnny's bedroom door and finds Johnny wacking off like it was
going out of style! "Johnny!" his father said, "I see you're playing
poker, but where's your wildcard?"

Johnny replies, "With a hand like this, who needs a wildcard!"

2007-12-01 22:45:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Ha Ha. I'll star it for u as soon as i pick myself of yhe floor. Good 1 if i could u would get at least 5 stars well take care and keep up the good work!

2007-12-02 00:29:09 · answer #1 · answered by Denz 5 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-12-01 23:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

lol, 10/10, star, brilliant.

2007-12-01 22:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

haha

2007-12-02 00:25:13 · answer #4 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0 0

hahahahaha!!

pretty sure of hisself!!

starred!!

2007-12-02 01:05:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its funny.

2007-12-01 23:38:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahha!!!!
nice one!!! more pls!!!!!

2007-12-02 14:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by roda 1 · 0 0

MAGNIFICENT.

2007-12-02 00:02:25 · answer #8 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0 0

boooooooooooooo!!

2007-12-01 23:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by [BLACKOUT] 2 · 0 3

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