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Entertainment & Music - 1 December 2007

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In the middle of the night?
Peace.

2007-12-01 22:19:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this housewife ask's her husband for ten thousand dollars for breast implants.her husband replied "are you out of your mind?" no way am i paying ten thousand dollars for breast implants.he said try rubbing toilet paper on them. the wife now angry ask's what good would rubbing toilet paper on them do?. the husband said "what good?" just look at your butt!!!

2007-12-01 22:19:30 · 12 answers · asked by lost_sole_28 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 22:19:22 · 30 answers · asked by ? 5 in Soap Operas

hot dogs

6 or 12 inches

2007-12-01 22:17:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is it madness gone political correct?

2007-12-01 22:16:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thanks

2007-12-01 22:15:49 · 13 answers · asked by sweetie29 6 in Polls & Surveys

I freak out over spiders

2007-12-01 22:15:35 · 19 answers · asked by Tina S 4 in Polls & Surveys

the lost and found box?

2007-12-01 22:15:22 · 14 answers · asked by Jazzy Lady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:14:18 · 26 answers · asked by noches de leons 2 in Polls & Surveys

Thank goodness, I hadn't put up the ornaments yet ! I had to take all the lights down ! Sigh !!!!! (200 Lightbulbs folks!)

2007-12-01 22:12:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A young lawyer was presenting his first case in court. It was a simple damage suit of a farmer against a railroad company whose train had killed twenty-four of his hogs, but the youngster was trying to dramatize it before the jury. "Just think of it, gentlemen, twenty-four hogs!" he declaimed impressively. "Twenty-four hogs!" That's twice the number there are in the jury!".

2007-12-01 22:10:29 · 6 answers · asked by Lei Al 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-01 22:08:59 · 9 answers · asked by Tina S 4 in Polls & Surveys

......take revenge on the person who broke ur trust or would u forgive him/her?

2007-12-01 22:08:30 · 8 answers · asked by $jess$ 4 in Polls & Surveys

1) Spend it now? or save it for later?

2) Mortgage or rent

3) Cars or Planes

4) presents or family time

5) food or drink

6) have fun or score

7) today or tomorrrow

8) unconditional love or falling in love

9) marriage or dating

10) death or taxes <---- this was for humor :)

2007-12-01 22:07:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which is best?

2007-12-01 22:05:58 · 13 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they
go on to a show.

The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her
door he says "I have had a lovely time. You looked so
beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I
call on you tomorrow?"

She agrees and a date is made.

The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it
she slaps him hard across the face.

He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.

She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last
night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent
for rooting up against a garden wall.'"

2007-12-01 22:05:52 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

His and Her ATM usage explained:

HIS
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt

HER
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

2007-12-01 22:05:34 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have few days off and I want to go somewere to relax any ideas please??

2007-12-01 22:04:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think Beyonce, Madonna, and Hannah Montana/Miley are contenders. Opinions?

2007-12-01 22:04:34 · 8 answers · asked by cats 7 in Celebrities

i am .... who'll complete me ?

2007-12-01 22:03:22 · 7 answers · asked by *purple world* 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mozarella cheese? What is your favorite cheese?

2007-12-01 22:03:05 · 12 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

had photos taken of yourself in the nude??

2007-12-01 22:02:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:01:49 · 13 answers · asked by SeRiOuSly !!! NoT InTeReStEd 1 in Polls & Surveys

mb'd in a public restroom??

2007-12-01 22:01:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 22:00:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was one of Santa's little Ho's?

2007-12-01 22:00:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-01 21:59:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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