A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they
go on to a show.
The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her
door he says "I have had a lovely time. You looked so
beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I
call on you tomorrow?"
She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it
she slaps him hard across the face.
He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.
She said "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last
night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent
for rooting up against a garden wall.'"
2007-12-01 22:05:52 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha you nutter. You sure cracked me up with that one. HAHAHA Brilliant. Wasn't expecting that.
2007-12-01 23:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha Thats Funny =] Star *
2007-12-01 23:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, can see Rambling Rose having a good giggle hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-01 22:28:54 · answer #3 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 22:09:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Rolling Stones
2016-04-07 03:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha`il put that 1 in 1 a me Xmas Crackers`??
2007-12-01 22:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha ...I did'nt know rambling rose was like that !!!!lol
does she like gardening then ??? hahaha
2007-12-02 03:55:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10, star, excellent
2007-12-02 01:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta remember not to date her! lol.
2007-12-02 03:44:40 · answer #10 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋