Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from."
Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting that all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd".
2007-12-01 20:05:50 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehe star4u
2007-12-01 20:56:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-01 22:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love Johnny! lol.
2007-12-02 04:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've done it again LMAO have a star
2007-12-01 22:47:55 · answer #5 · answered by blade lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! This is too funny!
2007-12-01 20:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Juan Paolo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, star, excellent.
2007-12-02 01:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another very funny joke lol
2007-12-01 22:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by hearsay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! Excellent!!! xD
2007-12-02 03:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke once again.
2007-12-01 22:38:20 · answer #10 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋