This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.
Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.
The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.
He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
2007-12-01 20:10:41 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha! very funny!
love it! here's your star.
2007-12-01 21:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha good 1
2007-12-01 22:46:16 · answer #2 · answered by blade lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa... LOL... The best...
had to tape my mouth just to stop laughing... HaHa
2007-12-01 20:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by 11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Wow. I did NOT see that coming.
2007-12-01 20:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-01 23:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
didn't expect that.
i thought his suit would fall off or something
great joke
2007-12-01 20:15:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lili 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 01:07:06 · answer #7 · answered by librian sexxy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-02 00:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Res T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats gd :D but why do all the animals keep dying ??
2007-12-01 20:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Unseelie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10, star,excellent.
2007-12-02 03:22:44 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋