Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2007

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

2007-11-26 23:58:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you keep making more mistakes?




~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-26 23:58:27 · 34 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

As many channels as they have nowadays, I think it has gotten worse, but what is your opinion.

I dont even care to own a television anymore.

2007-11-26 23:56:16 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde, a brunette & a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in & after filling out the forms & going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her a last question, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

The brunette thinks for a second & responds, "One."

The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.

The redhead is next. The process goes about the same & at the end, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

She immediately says, "One.."

The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know."

Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions & finally gets asked, "How many D's are there in ‘INDIANA JONES’?"

She gets a very serious look on her face & starts counting her fingers, muttering, "2, 4, 6… hmmm – wait… 2, 4, 6… Can I borrow your calculator please?"

After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer, "Thirty two!"

The interviewer is stunned & asks her, "OK, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"

The blonde sings, "da da da daaaa, da da daaa......"

2007-11-26 23:55:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

me, .....my nephew for my birthday in September, he is a Sgt. in the Army and a terrific man, hope he finds someone to love soon. she'll be a lucky woman.

who gave you flowers last?

2007-11-26 23:54:02 · 24 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was just at the deli counter in centra buying a roll for lunch and this one in from of me was buying stuff. first she bought coleslaw.....and told the guy "Not too much, they don't like coleslaw!" then she was ordering ham and said "don't cut it too thick, or too thin"...........what the f*ck like.........i just burst out laughing.

2007-11-26 23:53:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies.

The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin.

The bus driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ***. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business.

When they were done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too.

My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."

2007-11-26 23:53:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-26 23:52:23 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 23:50:58 · 29 answers · asked by Dru 2 in Polls & Surveys

im trying to find beyonce singing a high note song (by whitney,mariah,celine dion etc.) cnt find 1 anywhere

u thnk she'd make a gud job?! x

2007-11-26 23:50:30 · 1 answers · asked by SM 4 in Singing

you know the song bubbly? i need to find some kareoke for it. im doing this thing wit my cousin and i really need it. can anyone find me a site to a FREE kareoke thing that has tht song 10 points for the best answer

2007-11-26 23:49:28 · 4 answers · asked by ♥mandii♥paigey&&addy♥ 1 in Other - Music

...were heartbroken....? why ? what happened...?

2007-11-26 23:48:30 · 14 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

what do you think of simon cowell?

2007-11-26 23:46:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I was watching Charlie Sheen's show yesterday, forgot what its called. But its Charlie sheen, a guy who's his brother, a lil nephew, and a nanny who lives in a house. Charlie is like a "lady's man". So his ex comes to see him but he finds out that she had a sex change. Hes shocked but gets drunk he the guy(girl) takes Charlie home. There he(she) meets Charlie's brother and mother. The mother and the ex leave together kissing, and end up having sex together. Charlie and his brother are in shock and the nanny just finds the whole situation humorous. So at the end, the guy(girl) tells the mom, and the mom passes out. I was thinking "o my goodness" throughout that whole episode.

2007-11-26 23:44:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 23:44:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45 years.
So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house, and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents to thank him for all his hard work.
At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd house, a cheque for 200 dollars.
At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered. She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her upstairs. The mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.
The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and he said 'f*ck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."

2007-11-26 23:43:44 · 21 answers · asked by BRIAN M 5 in Jokes & Riddles

do you? and why do you if you do it?

2007-11-26 23:43:13 · 25 answers · asked by ?Frozen Bubble? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 23:42:49 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

I must admit, I have a husband that suffers from this epidemic called "I can fix it itis". Is there a cure or is this one of those ailments that there is no treatment. I am thinking about starting a support group...Right after I go buy another vaccuum that my husband "fixed" last night.

2007-11-26 23:41:53 · 16 answers · asked by 2fine4u 6 in Polls & Surveys

my 8 yr old daughter just learned and loves to do it, so that makes me happy as there is no other adult to brew it for me........

2007-11-26 23:41:38 · 39 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys

~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-26 23:41:26 · 11 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

What do you like to do in your free time?I like to cook, travel, and read.Im looking for some new hobbies, so go ahead and share!

2007-11-26 23:41:06 · 9 answers · asked by PumpkinChild 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 23:40:40 · 9 answers · asked by curlyguitar <3 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 23:40:12 · 18 answers · asked by YesIDid 4 in Polls & Surveys

My handy dandy Husband installed one yesterday and I have a big fear of his installment.

2007-11-26 23:39:51 · 7 answers · asked by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 in Polls & Surveys

What was the reason?

2007-11-26 23:39:43 · 15 answers · asked by ♕Soulful Dreamer♕ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-11-26 23:37:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my dog is annoying, he gets the crappy cheap brand, lol,, he still lives!

2007-11-26 23:37:05 · 15 answers · asked by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-26 23:36:51 · 31 answers · asked by Cowgirl lost seahorse 6 in Polls & Surveys

i have an eye for capturing beauty in different forms, photography.

what about you?

2007-11-26 23:36:45 · 17 answers · asked by The French Connection 6 in Polls & Surveys