2007-11-26 23:44:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Before I tell you, you have to understand I am GROWN and am living in my parents home with my two kids. I pay rent. I do most of the household chores-cooking, cleaning, laundry... And help my mom maintain her sanity in dealing with my ailing father.
About a month ago, I was spending some quality time with myself, up under the blankets. It was late. Both my kids were in their beds. I was horny. Their daddy/my fiance wasn't around. WHY my father pushed my door open without knocking right as I'm getting ready to have a "petit mort"?I move QUICK, so in a couple smooth moves, turned off my toy and pulled my hands out from under the covers...
Go ahead. Laugh. Embarrassing, but funny as sh*t.
2007-11-26 23:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
My girl friend and I got a little carried away in the back seat of my Bronco in a Church parking lot on a Wednesday night during services a few years ago. We didn't realize the service was over and when people left they were passing my truck and looking in. Some one called the police and we had some explaining to do.
2007-11-27 07:56:47 · answer #2 · answered by Big Red 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was having a Kama Sutra experience with a New York city female police officer inside the black and white, when somebody smashed the window." Lucy, you have some explaining to do ."
2007-11-27 09:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by hoobadooba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drinking out of the milk carton. Oh, naughty me.
2007-11-27 07:48:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got caught playing on here.
By someone oh well she never actted like is was a thing anyway..so am I a bad boy?
2007-11-27 14:54:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This gal I was seeing last had her 10 year old son sleep walk into her bedroom when we were doin' the do. The next day he told her he saw her with her exboyfriend last night and wanted to know where I was, lol!
2007-11-27 07:51:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont get caught, when i do naughty things
2007-11-27 07:47:14 · answer #7 · answered by Unknown 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, my mom walked in when I was choking the squirrel a few months ago... quite embarassing, and now I have a lock on my door...
2007-11-27 18:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was trying to avoid a family member by hiding...
but i got caught though, and had to endure/listen to the 30 minute one-way-conversation that i was trying to avoid!
2007-11-27 07:52:11 · answer #9 · answered by WhyTuesday 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at last nites Pre Xmas Party`http://www.espartha.com/blog/wp-content/drunken_santa.jpg
2007-11-27 07:53:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋