Entertainment & Music - 26 November 2007

Q. Why do elephants drink?

A. To forget!

Q: What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A: Mississippi

Q. How do you spot the blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard!

HUSBAND:Shall we try a new position tonight?

WIFE:That's a good idea... you do the ironing while I sit on the sofa and fart.

Q: If a motorcyclist runs into a woman, who is to blame?

A: The motorcyclist is. He shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen

Two goldfish are in their tank. One turns to the other and says, 'You man the guns, I'll drive.'

Have you heard the one about the dyslexic, insomniac and agnostic who stayed awake all night wondering if there was a dog?

Q. Why do women have orgasms?

A. Any excuse to moan

Two Geordies are in the jungle. 'Are those war drums?' says one.

'No, they're someone else's,' says the other.

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q.What’s the ultimate in trust?

A.Two cannibals doing 69

2007-11-26 22:14:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why poeple wont show that the love you....?

...and you just have to guess if they trulu love you or not...?

2007-11-26 22:14:31 · 9 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Polls & Surveys

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who sings a country song day time friend nigt time lover?

2007-11-26 22:14:11 · 7 answers · asked by lyteskin 1 in Country

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Have you ever been....?

The prom king or queen?

2007-11-26 22:13:08 · 35 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you spend more time with?

your day-to-day friends or online friends?

2007-11-26 22:11:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are the best movies with unpredictable twists?

Which great movies have the best twists?

2007-11-26 22:07:12 · 20 answers · asked by dazegg2000 2 in Movies

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POLL: Can you put both legs behind your head ?

Or just one ?
Or none ?

2007-11-26 22:07:05 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Are you a trouble maker?

Take this test and find out. .... XD

1) Do you start trouble over nothing?

2) Do you like seeing people fight?

3) Do you feel akward when you are in the middle of trouble?

4) When fighting, do you scream to get attention or do you try to stop the fighting and let the other person win?

5) Do you prefer verbal fighting, or physical fighting?

Thanks.

2007-11-26 22:05:47 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What was the first answer you ever gave?

I had to look it up, but I found it on page 60. (and I've only been here 3 months)

The question was about reincarnation. It was in the Travel>Turkey section for some reason. :)

I don't know if i *believe* in it, but I did have these really vivid dreams where I was a squirrel in one and a cat in the other, and they were so vivid that when I died (the squirrel got shot out of a tree and the cat got devoured by like doberman guard dogs) I woke up having minor convulsions over the "dream death." Cool dreams, long time ago. Cooler than being Cleopatra I guess, and doing what? Sailing the Nile, again! Yawn.

2007-11-26 22:03:34 · 21 answers · asked by The Babe is Armed! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Why did ♥Ingrid♥ block me?

I have done nothing wrong to you, Why did you block me?

2007-11-26 22:02:33 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you live in the past?

2007-11-26 22:00:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What song is this guy playing on the piano at the beginning?

http://www.pianocenter.com/videos/10951.wmv ?

2007-11-26 21:57:51 · 4 answers · asked by Kaymi 1 in Classical

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In all seriousness, do you empathize with this posit:?

Genius without Ambition may equal Poorhouse?

2007-11-26 21:57:44 · 10 answers · asked by rockman 7 in Polls & Surveys

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does your face look like this?

when you are asked to do the washing up, my mum just asked me and she took a picture here it is! lmao
please dont be nasty, you might offend me! lol
http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/62/21/23522162.jpg

2007-11-26 21:57:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Are you gay?

....gay as in happy? What do you think I meant?

2007-11-26 21:55:21 · 20 answers · asked by ♂ Equibrilium ♀ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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POLL: Are you single?

2007-11-26 21:53:42 · 38 answers · asked by ♂ Equibrilium ♀ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Which of the following items do you find beauty within?

1. roses
2. a rainbow
3. thong underwear on women
4. muscular men
5. childrens laughter
6. sex
7. set of golf clubs
8. tye dyed Tee shirt
9. a yacht
10. mountains
More than one answer is cool...=)

thanx~

2007-11-26 21:53:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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kids do the darndest things?

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister collapsed.

2007-11-26 21:53:23 · 10 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Three old codgers??

Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to
the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three
times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just
subtracted 274 from Tuesday."

2007-11-26 21:53:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles