A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister collapsed.
2007-11-26 21:53:23 · 10 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha oh my lord it sounds like something my child would do .when she was 7 id just gotten her a new puppy and he had just used the restroom and went and layed down in his bed ,well she woke up and went right over to him and started rubbing his tummy and said "mommy i think he had a wet dream"
2007-11-26 22:32:14 · answer #1 · answered by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 02:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. Most ministers have probably been exposed to worse things than what he described, however.
2007-11-26 23:56:12 · answer #3 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol !!!
Aren`t kids delightful!!!!
My kids have the same honesty and have said
things that have had me stumbling trying to explain
myself!!! Ah, Bless em!!!!!
2007-11-26 22:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, cuite story. /joke
2007-11-26 21:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by orangie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is a gem
2007-11-26 22:01:22 · answer #6 · answered by Dragon Prince 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-11-26 21:57:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny :)
2007-11-26 22:00:00 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♫_jasmine_♫♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha........funny.
nice one
2007-11-26 22:39:34 · answer #9 · answered by ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL....that was too funny! Thanks :D
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2007-11-26 21:57:28 · answer #10 · answered by Shmooks 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋