Three old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to
the first old man, "What is three times three?"
"274" was his reply.
The doctor worriedly says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is
three times three?"
"Tuesday" replies the second man.
The doctor sadly says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three
times three"?
"Nine" says the third man.
"That's great!" exclaims the doctor. "How did you get that"?
"Jeez, Doc, it's pretty simple," says the third man. "I just
subtracted 274 from Tuesday."
2007-11-26 21:53:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gadzooks - you learn something every day. I always thought Tuesday minus two hundred and seventy-four was eleventy-twelve. But thanks for correcting me.
(I'm eighty-two and five Wednesdays)
2007-11-26 22:04:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-26 22:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-11-26 22:27:04 · answer #3 · answered by CornishBlue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one keep them coming have a star
2007-11-26 22:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
It`s def a corker!
Loved it
2007-11-26 21:59:05 · answer #5 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 03:19:44 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
worth friday points.lol
2007-11-26 23:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think he knew is 274 time"s table!!l.o.l.
2007-11-26 22:16:44 · answer #8 · answered by miss behaving. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG...that is the best..
here the star...you deserve it
2007-11-26 22:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by peyman p 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
BWAHAHAHAHA!! OMG. Brilliant. You made my day mate
2007-11-27 04:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋