A nun gets on a bus and sits behind the driver. She says to the bus driver she needs someone to talk to. She lives in a convent and wants to experience sex before she dies.
The bus driver agrees but the nun explains she can't have sex with a married man because it would be a sin.
The bus driver says no problem, he's not married. The nun says she also has to die a virgin, so she has to take it in the ***. The bus driver agrees again and being the only two people on the bus they go in the back and take care of business.
When they were done and he had resumed driving the bus driver said, "Sister, I have a confession to make, I'm married and have three kid's." The nun replied, "That's O.K. I have a confession too.
My name is Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party."
2007-11-26 23:53:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent
2007-11-27 04:15:19 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-27 10:09:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Excellent!
2007-11-27 11:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A typical drag-show gag - not new, barely amusing
2007-11-28 04:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-27 11:01:08 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!!
Nice one!!
A Star for u!!!
2007-11-27 07:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very good
2007-11-27 13:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch, what a bummer, pmsl hun
2007-11-27 12:40:32 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
star
2007-11-27 11:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!! *star* Hilarious!!!
2007-11-27 07:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋