This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked
out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said,
"Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I
can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when
he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the
Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the
coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor
asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up
and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love
on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
2007-11-29 23:36:00 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one haha
2007-11-30 03:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A definite 10! lol.
2007-11-30 12:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty stuoid place to put viagra in someones coffee lol... mcdonalds of all places
but i liked it and found it funny. i can have a star for that one.
2007-11-29 23:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by Trophux 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great have a star!
2007-11-29 23:53:43 · answer #4 · answered by Denz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow a nice one.
2007-11-29 23:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sex on the table in McDonalds "I LOVE IT!" lmao stole my idea xx
2007-11-29 23:46:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Nice one!
A star for u!!
2007-11-29 23:55:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops, must remember never to try that, pmsl
star time
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2007-11-30 00:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have to watch mumson very closely
starred
2007-11-30 02:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-11-29 23:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋