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too many to count but heres a few
Did someone just have to go and call their mommy on me?yeah another violation !i was getting bored!?

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2007-11-29 23:56:17 · answer #1 · answered by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 · 3 3

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2007-11-29 23:56:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No questions deleted.

Two violations on answers. One, I forget the question; but, I said something about people listening to preachers too much; and, I guess someone objected, at least that is the only reason I can think of.

The other one, just yesterday, was in response to someone asking if they could get Photoshop on Limewire. Free was, I think, specifically understood, but not asked. My answer was "A bit torrent is easier." I did not go into detail. The only other person who had answered the question before me had simply said "That's illegal." My suspicion is that he saw and did not like my answer.

2007-11-30 00:02:56 · answer #3 · answered by geniepiper 6 · 0 0

I had one question deleted for offensive content [offensive to some] The question contained the word OXYMORON in relation to the US DEPT of EDUCATION. It was deleted because a certain group of people thought i was saying teachers were morons on oxycotin. But deleting my question kind of proved my point about the DEPT of ED anyway and the people who deleted it.

2007-11-30 00:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They deleted it when I asked "What's the best book you have read recently"

Figure that one out.

EDIT: I can see why the two questions given below me may have been deleted. Yahoo would see them as being chatty, especially the "how are you" one, though all questions are chatty as you want someone to answer back

2007-11-29 23:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Weatherman 7 · 2 0

yeh i thought they'd been picking on me lately.. had about 3 or 4 questions deleted. one relating to nationality, another where someone had asked what 'wtf' meant, and id simply answered that. So what happens, i ask them what terms and conditions i violated and they couldnt come up with anything, so i replied, why should i still get points deducted from my account if u cant find out what terms and conditions i violated.. no surprise that i got no reply..

2007-11-29 23:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by thetis 3 · 0 0

lol mine get delketed all the time..i ask wierd stuff about my sister ,my horse ,my goat , etc...and losers on this site who dont have a sense of humour and have nothing better to do than spoil others fun report it...its not so bad though cos there r ways round it , cant divulge that info though.lol......its amazing how many sad losers are on here who see a question they dont like and automatically assume that theyre opinion matters so it must be reported....i say **** em all get a life ....

2007-11-29 23:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I've had lots deleted, a deserving one was "t or a" and it had some funny answers before they yanked it.

2007-11-30 00:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have had a few questions deleted, but rightly so!!!

2007-11-29 23:56:39 · answer #9 · answered by Knuckles™ 7 · 1 0

I've had accounts Deleted...

2007-11-29 23:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by Kastis 3 · 4 0

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