A young couple were driving home one night.
As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the side of the road and demanded her boyfriend stop. Taking the baby home, it started shivering.
The woman said, "It's cold. What do I do?"
The man replied, "Put it down between your legs and warm it up."
The lady then asked, "What about the smell?"
The man replied, "I guess just hold its little nose!"
2007-12-02 19:33:54 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny!!! lol
2007-12-02 22:18:02 · answer #1 · answered by cooper 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I forget the name of it but there's a plant that sometimes grows in cities that smells as you say, "skunky." It usually blooms in late spring and the summer This is probablly what you are smelling.
2016-05-27 23:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-02 20:48:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny,reminds me the one about god chatting to adam..
god says ''what did you do today adam?''
adam: I spend all day having sex with eve
god: where is she now?
adam:down the river,having a wash
god:oh noooo,now all the fish will smell like that !!!
2007-12-03 01:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh boy ;-} worth it for the eeeuuuwwwww factor! Hahaha.
2007-12-02 20:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by Jojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, a cracker hun, pmsl
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2007-12-03 03:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this b4 but this is a kind of joke you hear and lyk 2 hear it again.........
2007-12-02 19:36:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2007-12-02 19:36:56 · answer #8 · answered by Kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it! *Thumbs up*
2007-12-02 19:36:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That works for me. lol.
2007-12-03 11:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh its that type of skunk
ha ha ha
2007-12-03 03:16:09 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋