A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" She exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator.
"What are you doing?" He exclaimed.
The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."
A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.
"What are you doing" She asked.
He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
2007-12-02 19:39:56 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very Good M keep them coming and a Star
2007-12-03 00:09:10 · answer #1 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-02 19:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by C D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-02 19:43:19 · answer #3 · answered by Just some guy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Son-in-law's boat. =]
2016-04-07 05:17:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 20:46:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if they'll have vibrator children. Like, maybe, Vibbe1 Vibbe2....
2007-12-02 19:50:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♪♥❀ ~爱Brunette Dudette爱~ ❀ ♥♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww the poor daughter
still mega funny XD
xxxx
2007-12-03 06:50:52 · answer #7 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» Petal »-(¯`v´¯)-» 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, his dream to become a father- in- law has been materialised.
2007-12-02 19:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by Joymash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cold-blooded! Yes! lol.
2007-12-03 11:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like in real life, eh? Lol.
2007-12-02 19:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋