Entertainment & Music - 2 December 2007

Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"

Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."

Santa: "Doesn't Barbie always come with Ken?"

Girl: No, she only fakes it with Ken."

2007-12-02 22:43:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

If he had to wrap all the damn presents?

2007-12-02 22:42:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I won't go into detail about why i'm depressed but a good joke always helps, any one got any? Cheers.

2007-12-02 22:42:24 · 12 answers · asked by karriemak 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Father replied,"what?still they have not found out the answer for this question?They asked me the same question when I was young ?"

2007-12-02 22:39:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i just bought it. i want to know if its really good

2007-12-02 22:38:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

i mean physically!...she just hammer my heart with...well...a hammer!...help! no!..no!..nooooooo!

2007-12-02 22:36:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the credits, it states that the leading role of Alfred Packer is played by a man named Juan Schwartz. That doesnt really sound like a real name...... and he looks suspiciously similar to Trey Parker. Does anyone else think this?

2007-12-02 22:35:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-12-02 22:33:09 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I went to the pictures tomorrow
I took a front seat in the back
a lady gave me some chocolates
i ate them and gave her them back

2007-12-02 22:32:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Peace.

2007-12-02 22:32:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://perezhilton.com/?p=9784

just thought people might want to know

what do you think?

2007-12-02 22:31:53 · 6 answers · asked by ~welshy~ 5 in Reality Television

If so, how would you treat them?

2007-12-02 22:31:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 22:26:00 · 6 answers · asked by Billy A 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have ,I did not agree with the V , but at lease they said why

2007-12-02 22:23:48 · 12 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

Fill in the blank.

2007-12-02 22:22:28 · 10 answers · asked by Gabriel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Since you have read or watched "The Secret" what has it done for you?

2007-12-02 22:22:08 · 5 answers · asked by Kaye B 6 in Movies

...so how would you feel being blocked by someone?

2007-12-02 22:21:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Old Mother Twitchett had but one eye, And a long tail which she let fly. And everytime she went over a gap, she left a bit of her tail in a trap....what's the answer??

2007-12-02 22:21:30 · 7 answers · asked by lilliza 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 22:20:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A young man was in court for theft. He decided to hire a lawyer to help him a little.

When the case started, the Judge asked the Lawyer if he had anything to say.

To this, the lawyer replied, " Mr. Judge, I am a strong believer that people are responsible for their own actions. Why should this man be guilty of the crimes his hand commited?"

The judge replied, " That is very good Mr. Lawyer. I too, am a strong believer that people are only responsible for their own actions. Therefore, I sentence this man's hand to 10 years in jail. The man may or may not accompany the hand during the term."

After hearing the judge's ruling, the young man stood up, took off his plastic arm, left it on the chair, and walked out.

2007-12-02 22:17:21 · 3 answers · asked by Joe H 3 in Jokes & Riddles

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and By hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

2007-12-02 22:16:23 · 9 answers · asked by Haitham Emad 7 in Jokes & Riddles

The teacher replied,'no,not at all unless or until they are attacked..."
The student asked,"are you afraid of rats?"
The teacher said,"no,not at all.But why are you asking?"
The excited student said,"I noticed an angry big rat entering your pant pocket just 2 minutes back "

2007-12-02 22:16:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-02 22:15:52 · 6 answers · asked by BLUE ROCK 1 in Polls & Surveys

My friends having a b-day winterwonderland party and i need help with the theme.

2007-12-02 22:14:44 · 1 answers · asked by Tri m 1 in Other - Entertainment

...what did you say this time?

2007-12-02 22:14:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The more birhdays you have the longer you seam to live

2007-12-02 22:14:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I don't feel good but am scared not to go in. I obviously have issues. Morning friends. ♥

2007-12-02 22:13:44 · 29 answers · asked by tbm 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is opening po]rn sites good thing? Pls be honest.

2007-12-02 22:12:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she tied it to a pilon 10,000 vaults went up its bum and turned it's wool to nylon

2007-12-02 22:11:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Her first two babies have real funny names - Hazel and Phinnaeus. Does her third baby have a funny name too?

2007-12-02 22:09:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities