I won't go into detail about why i'm depressed but a good joke always helps, any one got any? Cheers.
2007-12-02 22:42:24 · 12 answers · asked by karriemak 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thankyou to everyone who answerd, I am smiling now and I'm gonna make stew and dumplings for dinner tonight.
2007-12-02 23:02:13 · update #1
I wasn't there in time to cheer you up, sorry about that, but I do hope that I've arrived in time for the stew and dumplings.
PS. I'm glad they've cheered you up, they're good like that.
2007-12-03 09:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-10 03:28:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this really isnt a joke but i found it very funny
i have a 2month old pup who is very fond of me...and i mean like he is very sad hwen im not at home he does nothing he doesnt play with my folks..all he does is sleep when im not around..and he doesnt even eat when im not around
recently i was outta town for a week and according to reports from my gramma and the maid....he(my dog)had become very dull and he did nothin...one day he went out into the lawn and pooped!!!!!
and then he rolled in it
2007-12-02 22:49:19 · answer #3 · answered by cutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just for you:
Little Known Illnesses
AFROPHOBIA: Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles.
DEJA FLU: The feeling that one has had this cold before.
HYPOCOINDRIA: Fear of not having correct change.
HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX: Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.
HERPES CINEPLEX: Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.
CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER: Herbal-tea addiction.
VISACARDITIS: The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.
SONSTROKE: An attack during the reading of a will.
ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME: Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.
OREOPOROSIS: Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.
Merry Christmas, Dave.
2007-12-02 22:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by wroockee 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on.
"It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells".
Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,
"And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
2007-12-03 12:52:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah-Boots the Chemist are putting bells,lights and whistles in tampons this month.However,it's only for the xmas period-boom boom!!
2007-12-02 22:49:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Joke just hope u feel better!!
A star for u!!
2007-12-02 22:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a look at the link i have left, that will give you a laugh.
http://www.nothingtodo.co.uk/view/84/the-twelve-days-of-christmas.html
2007-12-02 22:49:34 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the Baker have smelly Hands ?
He kneaded a Poo. xx
2007-12-02 22:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it must be the final,there are two flys playing in my cup.
have a nice day
2007-12-02 22:47:31 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋