FUNNY - Lawyer and Co?

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FUNNY - Lawyer and Co?

A young man was in court for theft. He decided to hire a lawyer to help him a little.

When the case started, the Judge asked the Lawyer if he had anything to say.

To this, the lawyer replied, " Mr. Judge, I am a strong believer that people are responsible for their own actions. Why should this man be guilty of the crimes his hand commited?"

The judge replied, " That is very good Mr. Lawyer. I too, am a strong believer that people are only responsible for their own actions. Therefore, I sentence this man's hand to 10 years in jail. The man may or may not accompany the hand during the term."

After hearing the judge's ruling, the young man stood up, took off his plastic arm, left it on the chair, and walked out.

2007-12-02 22:17:21 · 3 answers · asked by Joe H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

smart thief + smart lawyer + stupid judge = funny joke

2007-12-02 22:29:25 · answer #1 · answered by THE WAY I AM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋

funny

2007-12-02 22:46:35 · answer #2 · answered by kalai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

:))

2007-12-02 22:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by hellofriend! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋