Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.
"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once." he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
2007-12-02 19:30:23 · 31 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
michelle the joke fairy i am looking thru this section for your jokes...they are great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-02 20:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by dan_dav82 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good M keep them coming and a Star
2007-12-03 00:09:59 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Suitable for an after dinner speech in mixed company. I had a good laugh at it. I guess it was from one of our American friends.
2007-12-02 19:45:16 · answer #3 · answered by ANF 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2007-12-02 19:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by Robin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-02 20:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha!!!
2007-12-02 19:33:11 · answer #6 · answered by My name is Wish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-12-02 19:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, gonna be saying that on my wedding night, hopefully, pmsl
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2007-12-03 03:50:30 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, even if i dont yet understand, im saving myself til the wedding. pmsl
2007-12-03 03:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny,and oldie goldie ,and posted,and deleted already lol
2007-12-03 02:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAA, i wasnt expecting that..lol
2007-12-02 19:34:32 · answer #11 · answered by Speedstar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋