and to get into heaven saint peter says
'you must have something on you that represents christmas'
First up was a English man who flicked his lighter and said 'it's a candle'.
So saint peter lets him past.
Next up was a welsh man, who jingled his keys and said 'their bells' so again saint peter lets him past.
Third up was the irish man who pulled out a G-string,and saint peter asked
'what the **** do those have to do with christmas?!'
Paddy replies ' Their CAROLS!!
2007-12-04 21:52:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...good joke :)
2007-12-04 22:37:35 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-04 21:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-04 21:56:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke hahaha
2016-05-28 06:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good...have a Christmas star from me.
2007-12-04 21:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by CMH 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny 10/10
2007-12-04 22:36:02 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least he didn't say they belonged to Mrs. Claus.
2007-12-04 21:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-04 22:35:54 · answer #8 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-04 21:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe lol nice one chicky :)
2007-12-04 23:00:30 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋