There was a religious yong woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me faqther for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess you sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me 7 times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze 7 lemons into a glass then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No but it will wipe the smile off your face!"
2007-12-04
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