A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend.
"As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night long"!
The boyfriend stood up from his stool and takes off his jacket.
"He also said he wants to screw me all night long"!! By this time the boyfriend is furious and starts walking to the pool table.
"He said he wants to drink beer from my p**sy all night"!!! The boyfriend stops, turns around, sits back up on his stool and grabs his beer.
His girlfriend is stunned, and asks why he wasn't doing anything about the jerk at the pool table.
The boyfriend says "I'm sorry Honey, - but I'm not messing around with a guy that can drink that much beer"!
2007-12-04 23:08:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bit early in the morning for drinking don't you think! hahaha Good Joke.
2007-12-05 00:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 04:06:27 · answer #2 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww thats funny but an insult to her too lol.
2007-12-04 23:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good Chris.!!!
Got me smiling mate so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-12-05 05:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a shocker! LMAO!
2007-12-04 23:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by the_mint_sux 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's beautiful. I don't know what to say
2007-12-04 23:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Peach Cheesecake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny*
2007-12-05 03:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hehe
2007-12-05 01:15:43 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe lol :)
2007-12-04 23:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by Rosie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well .lol
2007-12-05 01:02:41 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋