You don't know what number I am thinking about right now!!!
2007-12-04 23:00:59
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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There are currently,at last count,442 Elves residing at the North Pole with Mr. & Mrs. Claus,and 1/3 of them handle the mail room letters every year...ONly one Elf has a copy of Santa's key to the vault that holds the naughty list and only Santa knows which Elf that is....Have a cool Yule!=)
2007-12-04 23:04:36
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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This weekend I went to 3 friends houses all in one weekend 2 of those ive never been to before, i made people crack up laughing with my excellent stand up comedian skills at a job interview which really surprised me, then on tuesday at work at a water slide park i made girls in my line laugh at me, another chick say "Ohh how sweet", and i told another girl at work about this and soon enough a girl i never met before couldnt keep her hands of me she was brushing up against me cuddling me, laughing at silly things i said, paying me out, hitting me, dancing.. weird.. and i flirted back grabbed her bum.. we got so close so quick and she said "Will you go get me some ice cream from out the back since you love me" the next day (yesterday) i was so tired and im still tired the next day (today) and I feel like things have gone totally done a u-turn in my life, from doing nothing on a weekend to everything and from no girlie action to surprisingly enough. Im not sure if i want her she is good but not that good.. but im attracted to her.
whats happening to me? do i have manic depression?? lol, the last few days ive been funny, attractive, and on the ball, and quick on my feet and then the next day im so-so just my average self??
Im not making this up, and im not stuck up. But i think this deserves top answer.
2007-12-05 23:02:59
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answer #3
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answered by No use for a name! 2
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Jesus wasn't born on December 25th. The celebrations on that particular date were based around an old pagan festival until the bloody God Squad got hold of it. If you believe all that religious hokum in the bible, Big J was actually born in June.
2007-12-04 23:02:13
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answer #4
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answered by Tish P 6
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Wombat is a marsupial like kangaroos (they have pouches) - so what, you ask? Everyone knows that!
But did you know that a wombat's pouch faces BACKWARD? As it is a burrowing animal, the pouch faces backwards so dirt does not get into it.
Cheers from Australia
2007-12-04 23:13:21
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Kristy, you don't know my birThday come on the 7th of Dec. every year! Take care! Have a good day! Jimmy.
2007-12-05 00:00:53
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answer #6
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answered by Jimmy 6
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The word Dork is a slang term for whale penis.
EG Dungeons and Dragons kids are whale penises.
2007-12-04 22:57:34
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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John Merrick ( Elephant man ) had a sister ...... now an Mp Anne Widdecombe but she is more scary if there is an advert for refraining from sex she is it.
2007-12-04 23:14:51
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answered by Edgein 7
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Finland banned Donald Duck cartoons because he doesn't wear pants.
2007-12-04 23:02:37
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answer #9
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answered by Jinxyblue 6
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a fish's tummy is the same size as its eye, that's why its so easy to over feed them!
2007-12-04 22:59:21
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answer #10
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answered by Ottilie 5
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im 21
oh and this
6 truths of life
1- you cannot touch all the teeth with your tongue.
2- all idiots reading the first truth try it
3- the first truth is a lie
4-you're smiling now, because your an idiot
5- you soon will forward this to another idiot
6- there's still a stupid smile on your face
2007-12-04 22:56:54
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answer #11
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answered by ♫ღ♥Samantha B™ 6
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