These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.
While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went.
Five minutes later the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky egglige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, ovally body.
Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.
He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!"
2007-12-04 23:29:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha am enjoying ur jokes hun
star.
2007-12-05 04:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-12-05 08:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by * Qυεεи * 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA that was so funny you have made me chuckle now for the rest of the day thank you
2007-12-05 07:36:25 · answer #3 · answered by Deb S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 11:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best yoke I have heard today.
2007-12-05 11:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I just bursted out laughing. lol
2007-12-05 09:09:53 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
wow thats great, seriously were do you get these from??? dont leave me in the dark!!!:p
2007-12-05 08:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!
2007-12-05 07:33:09 · answer #8 · answered by Smiley 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny one Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-05 12:24:44 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
grrroooaaannnnnn.......
still funny though!!
starred!!
2007-12-05 08:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋