A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?"
"No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said.
"Will you use it to gamble?"
"I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?"
"Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars.
Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The bum was astounded.
"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad."
The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf."
2007-12-04 23:26:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.LOL... old but hilarious....:)
2007-12-05 01:04:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Got to do the same to my Missus, see how she likes them Apples, lol.!!!
Great joke Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-05 12:27:25 · answer #2 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-05 11:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehee, yeh show her the consequences of reformation. nice one.
2007-12-05 07:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your a funny man hun!!
2007-12-05 08:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Love It
2007-12-05 07:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny, star.
2007-12-05 12:01:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! I am passing that one around!
2007-12-05 07:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by Smiley 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
like it .lol
2007-12-05 09:09:16 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-05 09:54:34 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋