The teacher was trying to see if the kids knew how to get to heaven.
"If I were to clean the church for free..would that get me into heaven?"
An unanimous .."NO!"
"If I were to sell my car and give the money to the church...could I go to heaven?"
"NO!"
"if i were to sell my house and everything in it and use the money to by the children some sweets and the animals some food...would that get me into heaven?"
A resounding "NO!!" again.
"Very good children, can anyone explain to me why?"
Johnny put his hand up and said "You have to be phucking dead first Miss."
2007-12-04 23:33:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was my favourite 'little Johnny' at his outrageous best...LMAO!!!
2007-12-04 23:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-12-05 07:36:35 · answer #2 · answered by Smiley 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's funny and nice to read
i give you one star
2007-12-06 07:05:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha.......that was a little to mean to say a teacher
2007-12-05 07:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by jasie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Love It
2007-12-05 09:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
dead right.lol
2007-12-05 09:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-05 08:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz!
2007-12-05 07:41:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! =]
2007-12-05 08:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by CP 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!!!
:)
2007-12-05 07:39:03 · answer #10 · answered by it's a secret 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋