1. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2. When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
3. Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
4. Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
5. Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
6. Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
7. Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
8. When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
9. Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
10. When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold my beer for a sec?"
(is this funny to you???)
2007-12-04 02:17:03 · 16 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAHA, those are great! Here are some more:
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS?
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's?
Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum.
Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
2007-12-04 03:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by Tigri ♥ Ventola 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny especially numbers 4, 5 & 8. Those really tickled me.
2007-12-04 06:51:32 · answer #2 · answered by MyMxboys is an *old bag too* 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny but I have heard couple times before. Did you get that off of Wocka?.
How about this one "Hey officer, race you to a donut!" or "Won't all of your Police buddies at the donut shop be worried about you? you should probably get right over there!"
2007-12-04 02:21:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant!!!.
2016-05-28 03:24:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought #7 was funny
2007-12-04 02:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It`s funny as he-- , but don`t really try it or you`ll wake up three days later with a guy named bubba taking your pants off.
2007-12-04 02:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by jms043 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are all extremely funny. Unfortunately, I don't think that our local Police force or the RCMP would think them funny at all. I don't think that they have that kind of sense of humor.
2007-12-04 06:09:40 · answer #7 · answered by spha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg that was great. i also reccomend watching Gabriel Iglesias' special Hot and Fluffy. He tells of all the weird ways he confused a few cops. its great! you'll love it!
2007-12-04 02:21:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Predictable answers.. but yet still funny!
2007-12-04 06:05:04 · answer #9 · answered by ☻Jay ™☻ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That'll work
2007-12-04 02:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by kookski4639 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋