One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ***!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
2007-12-04 02:17:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny........... pmsl
2007-12-04 02:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-02 06:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by john-patrick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!
10 out of 10
2007-12-04 04:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Extremely funny
2007-12-04 08:44:31 · answer #4 · answered by multiplayertim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 02:22:48 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Amuzing one none the less! 10/10
2007-12-04 02:21:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another excellent joke Chris.!!!
10/10 mate for a good laugh here.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-12-04 04:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahah heard a variation of it, can't beat the classics ;)
2007-12-04 03:14:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:27:05 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2007-12-04 02:52:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha very funny*
2007-12-04 06:41:46 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋