A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" asks the boy. "Yes," said the father, "you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but still reliable. After his fifties, it is like an old Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
2007-12-04 01:53:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I won't be able to keep a straight face when my tree goes up. Good joke. hahahaha
2007-12-04 02:28:57 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 10:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is a very funny joke and somewhat true also..LOL
2007-12-04 09:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by tcr202002 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha that was funny. Have a star!
2007-12-04 09:59:35 · answer #4 · answered by Denz 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
See woman are just clever lol
2007-12-04 14:27:36 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 11:34:08 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your a funny man Chris.
always making me laugh!!
starred!!
2007-12-04 18:46:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
shall never look at a tree in the same light again, ho ho ho
starred
2007-12-04 10:45:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Old age catches us all in the end.!!!
Good one Chris.!!!
Cheers.!!
2007-12-04 12:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol funny x
2007-12-04 17:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by sweetie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋