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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. !

2007-12-04 01:49:58 · 6 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PUPIL: A teacher !!

2007-12-04 01:50:21 · update #1

6 answers

haha more cute and fast !!!

2007-12-04 03:07:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Good ones! Funny! 100!

2007-12-04 16:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

Hahaa. That was hilarious.

2007-12-04 09:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by tramimaus 4 · 1 0

That was good..

2007-12-04 11:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by Dream♥Girl 2 · 1 0

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
these are even better!
tanx!
:-)

2007-12-04 10:25:15 · answer #5 · answered by Lawyered 3 · 1 0

good stuff.

2007-12-04 09:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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