A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
2007-12-04 02:03:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'd better not try that, ho ho ho
starred
2007-12-04 02:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha man keep up the good work
2007-12-04 02:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
I bet she does, lol.!!!
10/10 Chris.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-04 04:26:39 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl your right chris that was a cracker.
2007-12-04 06:35:29 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha imfao
2007-12-04 02:45:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!
that was hilarious hun!!
2007-12-04 10:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-12-04 02:11:40 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha LOL
2007-12-04 02:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by Gemma M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-04 02:27:20 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋