"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."
Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "****! THAT'S the word!”
2007-12-04 02:00:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Lost his B****, lol poor bloke.!!!
Good one again Chris so 10/10.!!!
Cheers for a smile mate.!!
2007-12-04 04:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A joke that is a cut above the rest
2007-12-04 10:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ouch! lol! Ha Ha! 100!
2007-12-04 10:17:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 11:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha what a plonker
good one chris
star
2007-12-04 14:33:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's terrible!!!
But funny! I wonder if it's ever happened to anyone.
2007-12-04 10:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha poor fella!
2007-12-04 10:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Denz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lmao
2007-12-04 10:31:16 · answer #8 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-04 10:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oooppppssssssss,lol
2007-12-04 10:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋