A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”
“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
2007-12-04 02:05:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-12-04 06:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before, but the first time when the money was South African Rand. It is a pure shame what has happened to South Africa, but I saw it coming. Only the Liberal element in the world could not have seen the outcome of the changes in RSA.
2016-04-07 07:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-12-04 02:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats 10 in a row all funny now get back to work xxx
2007-12-04 02:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How very true. Have a star.
2007-12-04 03:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-04 03:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True and funny
2007-12-04 02:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Appropriate for most management I know!!!!
2007-12-04 02:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by j.pee69 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
In a lot of cases it's True, lol.!!!
Cheers mate.!!
2007-12-04 04:24:30 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, ithought you were gonna say you can listen to bullshit but don't eat it
2007-12-04 02:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny and true. lol
2007-12-04 02:36:39 · answer #11 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋