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Italian Boy's Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi ?"
"Yes, Father, it is."
"And who was the girl you were with?"
"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."
" Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
"I cannot say."
"Was it Teresa Volpe?"
"I'll never tell."
"Was it Nina Capelli?"
"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
"Was it Cathy Piriano?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Joey Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"4 months vacation and five good leads."
2007-11-29 05:10:52 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles
It should be considered a sin.
2007-11-29 05:10:36 · 46 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys
Has any one saw the video to this song . It is obviously to a film does any one know the film, please looks really good
2007-11-29 05:08:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
2007-11-29 05:08:13 · 20 answers · asked by Lindsey girl 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 05:08:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities
Merry Christimas to all of you!!!!
;)
2007-11-29 05:06:39 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Do you still love these artists? Name some of your favorite songs. :)
2007-11-29 05:06:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
2007-11-29 05:05:45 · 15 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles
Big brown eyes or small eyes of any color?
2007-11-29 05:05:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
What do you like to have?? :D??
~thank you~
RoChEr
2007-11-29 05:05:25 · 12 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys
They hold the door, say nice things, . . .
2007-11-29 05:05:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 05:05:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Soap Operas
share your thoughts.
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/
2007-11-29 05:05:09 · 4 answers · asked by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 in Polls & Surveys
Is he a good singer? Opinions?
2007-11-29 05:04:31 · 4 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 05:02:30 · 16 answers · asked by SiZe 4 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 05:01:38 · 27 answers · asked by AMANDA M 5 in Polls & Surveys
I'm trying to find out what make and model the car is that belongs to Miss Coombes in the tv series American Gothic. Its a very sporty looking yellow car, does anyone know what it is?
2007-11-29 05:00:38 · 3 answers · asked by Bonnie 4 in Other - Television
Until you realise
2007-11-29 05:00:23 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !
2007-11-29 05:00:21 · 11 answers · asked by .... 6 in Jokes & Riddles
Would you be a PEN a PENCIL or CHARCOAL pencil?
I'd be a charcoal pencil because it's dark and creative.
2007-11-29 04:59:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 04:59:13 · 21 answers · asked by SiZe 4 in Polls & Surveys
Do you dirty a plate or waste a paper towel?
2007-11-29 04:58:08 · 28 answers · asked by Me Me Me 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 04:58:02 · 27 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys
Which is your favorite?
2007-11-29 04:57:31 · 35 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
do you get up and satisfy it or do you just try to forget about it and go back to sleep?
ex: craving something like chocolate.
2007-11-29 04:57:25 · 46 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys
I'm a 60's child and my two favorite programs at that time was Speed Racer and the orginal Avengers. With Ms. Peel. I saw her on a show called Extras recently and got a good laugh when that Harry Potter star asked her if she still had that black catsuit.
2007-11-29 04:57:23 · 21 answers · asked by Ynot 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 04:56:36 · 9 answers · asked by wwhrd 7 in Polls & Surveys
I havent seen him in 6 months or so, we broke up over a year ago. We still love eachother, but we are too messed up in the head to deal with eachother.
I really want to get some, by someone who knows exactly what I want. Is that wrong? Or will we end up screwing our heads up even more?
2007-11-29 04:56:25 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-11-29 04:56:12 · 18 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys
they killed Transformers with their stupid movie by making it stupidly patriotic and giving Optimus Prime flames, now they wanna take DBZ and make a live-action American version. idiots! if anime people took something American ur guaranteed it'd be better because the Japanese are more creative and can make great changes such as adding more violence and better character designs, Hollywood's just recycling ideas!
YES TRANSFORMERS IS AN ANIME MADE IN THE US! co-produced with Toei Animation and most of the staff is Japanese, plus they used 80's style anime backgrounds and anime robots designs. moreover the whole concept of transformers started in Japan.
why do they want to kill Dragonball Z now?
2007-11-29 04:56:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
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