Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

A guy was concerned that he wasn't as smart as he could be, that he was missing opportunities and promotions, etc. so he went to his doctor and asked if he knew where he could get a new brain. His doctor referred him to a specialist.

The specialist told him, "You're in luck! I just happen to have 3 brains, but I have to warn you - they're expensive."

"I understand," the man replies, "but this I've been wanting for a while, I've been saving up and I'm prepared to pay."

So the doctor continues, "Well the first brain belonged to Thomas Edison and it costs $250,000."

"Wow! That's a lot of money but he definitely was smart. What's the next option?" asks the man.

The doctor continues, "The second brain I have once belonged to Albert Einstein, and the price for it is $500,000."

"Whoa! That's a lot of money, but there's no doubt that he was top shelf intelligent," the man ponders, "So then, the third one?"

"Will cost you a million bucks," the doctor finishes.

2007-11-29 04:48:09 · 11 answers · asked by Mera 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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When was the last time someone whistled at you in appreciation?

I got a whistle at Wal*Mart today.....My husband swore it was just the air going through the holes in the man's teeth...but I want to think I looked good,,,,,,,,
Peace.

2007-11-29 04:46:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Did Toby Keith ever sing Little Toy Trains??

I seem to remember a few years ago hearing that version of the Christmas song and finding out it was Toby. I can't find it online though. Does anyone remember if he did it or not?

2007-11-29 04:45:59 · 6 answers · asked by dinny's engaged!! 7 in Country

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Have you been naghty or nice?

2007-11-29 04:45:10 · 16 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you high maintence?

2007-11-29 04:45:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What would it take to make you give in?

2007-11-29 04:42:52 · 32 answers · asked by doug g 7 in Polls & Surveys

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the old rock band,QUEEN....?

was the singer/frontman of that band _i don know his name,truly- Iranian????
one of his parents was Iranian....i heard
but is it true we're speaking abt a dead?!!

2007-11-29 04:42:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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What makes you so special?

2007-11-29 04:40:43 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is truly the "Breakfast of Champions"?

Wheaties obviously has the nickname, but what is your ideal breakfast?

2007-11-29 04:40:01 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you miss the good ole days?

when Grandma would send cash in your birthday card?

I sure do...I didn't really need it then, but a tenner sent now sure would be nice

2007-11-29 04:39:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I have clean sheets on my bed?

The comforters and pillows have all been thoroughly cleaned, not one speck of dog hair anywhere. Do you think that Lonely Bastard will spend the night with me now?

The lil puppy is in her kennel and my ex took my beagle I am flea and VD free.... Do you think I have a chance?

2007-11-29 04:39:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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fun survey for the girls..?

its not really that important but im bored and was wondering whens the last time ur feet were sweaty and what shoes make your feet the most sweaty and smelly, and does it bother you? :o)

2007-11-29 04:38:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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