A guy was concerned that he wasn't as smart as he could be, that he was missing opportunities and promotions, etc. so he went to his doctor and asked if he knew where he could get a new brain. His doctor referred him to a specialist.
The specialist told him, "You're in luck! I just happen to have 3 brains, but I have to warn you - they're expensive."
"I understand," the man replies, "but this I've been wanting for a while, I've been saving up and I'm prepared to pay."
So the doctor continues, "Well the first brain belonged to Thomas Edison and it costs $250,000."
"Wow! That's a lot of money but he definitely was smart. What's the next option?" asks the man.
The doctor continues, "The second brain I have once belonged to Albert Einstein, and the price for it is $500,000."
"Whoa! That's a lot of money, but there's no doubt that he was top shelf intelligent," the man ponders, "So then, the third one?"
"Will cost you a million bucks," the doctor finishes.
2007-11-29 04:48:09 · 11 answers · asked by Mera 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"A million bucks?!?!?! Shazaa-yum! Who does THAT brain belong to?" the young man asks incredulously.
"George W. Bush," the doctor replies with reverence.
"How is that even possible?" queries the man, "that his brain is more valuable than Einstein's?"
"That's easy," says Doc, "It's in perfect condition. It's never been used."
(Star me if you like this =])
2007-11-29 04:52:47 · update #1
sadly that's not a joke
2007-11-29 05:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by robert c 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 12:58:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha I like it. I actually thought it was going to be Bush's for some reason. I starred it.
2007-11-29 12:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by Kat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh, good enough for a star but nothin beyond that
2007-11-29 13:39:42 · answer #4 · answered by nonameshallbehere 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. lol good one, but u have to put all of it at once, i didnt understand when the additional details were put on
2007-11-29 12:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
True. Very true. And funny.
2007-11-29 15:37:10 · answer #6 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG that is tottally true! I
2007-11-29 13:09:54 · answer #7 · answered by evangeline_chick 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked, I stared !!
2007-11-29 14:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG LMAO!
2007-11-29 12:53:50 · answer #9 · answered by ~Tess~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I like very much!!!!!!! LOL
2007-11-29 12:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by sharon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋