Entertainment & Music - 29 November 2007

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Bubba.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"

"I sure do," answered the redneck.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZING!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinating thing I ever heard of!

2007-11-29 04:03:17 · 13 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Where can I find jewelry that sold last Christmas at places like JcPenney etc...Will they still have them there?? Because there was something I wanted to get for my mom and I didn't and I want to get it this year...Is there any chance of that?

2007-11-29 04:03:09 · 2 answers · asked by chocolateandmusic 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 04:03:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats a good way to motivate someone to donate money to ACS american cancer society?

what should i tell them?

2007-11-29 04:02:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 04:01:41 · 19 answers · asked by toughguy2 7 in Polls & Surveys

*haCHOO*

2007-11-29 04:01:17 · 12 answers · asked by FooFoo says dis ees boolsheet! 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 04:01:16 · 47 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I have to say Nascar and my Fiancee....

2007-11-29 04:00:43 · 23 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 04:00:42 · 4 answers · asked by toughguy2 7 in Polls & Surveys

On the chest of a barmaid at Yale,
Were tattooed the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.

2007-11-29 03:59:26 · 8 answers · asked by Tarzan 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Once I put it on youtube?

2007-11-29 03:59:17 · 7 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm feeling nice and jolly, and i hope you are as well, but can you guess why i'm smiling???

2007-11-29 03:59:13 · 25 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

Come on what is your theory??




~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-29 03:58:51 · 11 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

its fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy =)

2007-11-29 03:58:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What's up with the jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."

Man: "What are the three tests?"

Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."

So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar.

Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila - the WHOLE thing at once - AND you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."

Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot;

2007-11-29 03:58:41 · 11 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 03:58:25 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So you don't have to keep looking back you can copy and paste the questions then just add you answers for those who didn't know.☺

1. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?


2. Do you have freckles?


3. Are you comfortable with your height?


4. Do you love someone special?


5. How tall are you?


6. Do you speak any other language other than English?


7. How do you like your steak cooked?


8. Has anyone you were really close to passed away?


9. Do you watch MTV?


10. What is something that really annoys you?

2007-11-29 03:57:52 · 37 answers · asked by tinker 4 in Polls & Surveys

did you know hellen kallar had a tree in her backyard??

nither did she...star if u like

2007-11-29 03:57:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 03:57:17 · 4 answers · asked by ladylea23 1 in Other - Entertainment

2007-11-29 03:56:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After being on the net for an hour or so I often get bored.

2007-11-29 03:56:31 · 5 answers · asked by FlyynessPersonified 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 03:55:22 · 3 answers · asked by tiggertoo 3 in Other - Music

I have the game on my phone, and between me and you my ego has been tarnished.

2007-11-29 03:54:20 · 17 answers · asked by King of Biscuits 6 in Polls & Surveys

For me, there's a tie between Wednesday and Saturday.

2007-11-29 03:53:44 · 8 answers · asked by SummerLuhver 2 in Polls & Surveys

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/AngryCat.jpg

does your pet get the message across to you?

2007-11-29 03:53:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Personally, mine is Denzel Washington. He's flippen' amazing! He has great roles in his movies and does and awesome job with each role he plays.

Tell me who is your favorite actor/actress over 50, and WHY?

2007-11-29 03:53:23 · 13 answers · asked by turkleton. 2 in Celebrities

Tryed to empress someone...and ended up doing something really embarrassing?

2007-11-29 03:52:53 · 15 answers · asked by Mrs. Helena Lomax 5 in Polls & Surveys

1. gift card
2. jewelry
3. bouquet of black roses
4. fuzzy slippers
5. a car or truck
6. a pet
7. kitchen appliance
8. a trip to unknown (surprise) destination
9. 3D glasses
10. tools
More than one answer is cool..=)

thanx~

2007-11-29 03:52:21 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any idea what it's called?

2007-11-29 03:52:14 · 3 answers · asked by dangy 3 in Lyrics

2007-11-29 03:52:08 · 28 answers · asked by cool 2 in Polls & Surveys