Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?"
"I sure do," answered the redneck.
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."
Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZING!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinating thing I ever heard of!
2007-11-29 04:03:17 · 13 answers · asked by Marmite 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I can't wait to take this here logic class."
Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter waswaiting.
"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba.
Cooter asks, "What isis logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
"No."
"You're a queer, ain't ya?"
2007-11-29 04:03:29 · update #1
too logical
2007-11-29 04:08:00 · answer #1 · answered by raeme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-29 12:50:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes truely highly logical
2007-11-29 12:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by Madhu Sudan Sigdel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is probably a logical reason why you posted this, there is probably a logical reason why i starred it, but i ain't queer.
2007-11-29 12:12:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love you very very much, do you want to come to my house and drink my wine?
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2007-11-29 12:38:06 · answer #5 · answered by best answer?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-11-29 12:14:09 · answer #6 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it. It was pretty funny.
2007-11-29 13:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by Kat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've met these guys - truly amazing!!! =]
ROFLMAO
2007-11-29 12:23:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mera 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-29 13:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha,funny.
2007-11-29 12:51:58 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋